Is this the bearded musician who makes ukulele strings out of the recycled elastic bands of ladies’ bloomers? Or is this the bearded hipster who builds bicycles from recycled cookbooks?
“…and it seems in some instances these cruel criminals are actually force feeding this high calorie, sodium packed garbage right down the gullets of their gimped victim against their will and the will of their nutritionists.”
CHICAGO, IL – Enterprising entrepreneur Blaine Kalinowski has collected over 2 million dollars in angel funding for his new concept in the taxi space. The idea is LSER or “Loser” which […]
Giles Hirsch, a spokesman for the MPAA said “we understand that this film has caused a great deal of pain and suffering to the eyes, ears and minds of the few viewers who have witnessed this abomination in it’s entirety
NEW YORK CITY, NY – Apollo Global Management, the deliciously named conglomerate that owns both the Hostess Foods and Dolly Madison brands, has announced that Ashley Madison was not the […]
Ashley Madison has assured all it’s married users that it’s working day and night to both contain the data that was leaked and to prosecute the hackers but have said nothing about the really sleazy dudes like me who are living a lie as a married man who is seeking an affair on an affair based website.
…gullible blowhard buffoons believe that there isn’t significant evidence to move on the issue are going to enjoy a benefit of their bullishness – exciting new desert landscapes for them to plant their big fat stupid faces into.
30,000 FEET ABOVE FLY-OVER COUNTRY – Jaws really hit the floor Sunday when United Airlines attendant Bruce Pepperwinkle announced over the intercom of F9504 30,000 feet over Pueblo, CO that he was in […]
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