Is that… CANDY CORN! Hella yeah, dawg! You knew your Halloween costume was ALL THAT if you got some of this treat created in the ’90’s dropped into your hallowed […]
DES MOINES, IA – Ever since Donald Trump entered, and has thus far dominated, the GOP presidential race and polls Republicans seem to be playing a never ending game of “can […]
Americans are aghast that trusted car manufacturer and Nazi founded company Volkswagen manipulated emissions results to keep costs down and promote it’s “clean diesel” strategy. Tuesday the automaker announced plans […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has been embattled with Republicans over the use of a private email server that she used while working for the Obama […]
WASHINGTON D.C. – John Boehner (Republican of Ohio) made a promise to his mother that if elected speaker he would work to get the Pope to speak before congress and […]
WASHINGTON D.C. – Pope Francis spoke before a joint session of Congress, the president’s cabinet and most of the Supreme Court earlier today. Since American English is not the native […]
MILKY WAY GALAXY – Galactic overlord and spiritual leader of the Church of Scientology, Xenu, is set to embark on a cross-country tour of American volcanoes scheduled to begin in late fall. Xenu will arrive in a DC-8 in hopes of dampening the impact of Pope Francis’ east coast USA tour.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Earlier this morning during a press conference about Pope Francis’ upcoming first visit to the United States in the Rose Garden President Obama was asked by a […]
MENLO PARK, CA – Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg hosted a Q&A at the gorgeous new Frank Gehry, noted architect