This Should Be The News! is a satirical news site in the spirit of much better sites like The Onion. The vast majority of stories are completely fictional and meant to be satirical in nature. We do not fabricate malicious or hoax-style stories or try to otherwise deceive the legitimate media. All persons mentioned in our news stories are fictional unless they are a celebrity or otherwise noteworthy.

The editor and main author of these pages is Detroit based writer and voice actor Mark Pants (@FollowPants). We understand that his eternal soul and talents are available for modest sums of money should you wish to hire him. We have a small group of guest writers and also take the occasional user submission as well. Feel free to reach out via the contact page to touch base.

We encourage you to follow us on Facebook, Twitter and to contribute comments.  Most importantly we totallllllly respect all your opinions and comments just as much as I’m sure you appreciate ours. So let us keep the discourse friendly-ish shall we?




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