Mere moments after the Associated Press announced Hillary Rodham Clinton would be the presumptive Democratic nominee, Senate Republicans began impeachment proceedings on the first presumptive female president.
Everytown, USA – Opportunistic business owners across the nation are opening vape stores, CrossFit workout centers, Boba (Bubble) Tea and gluten-free non-GMO paleo vegan restaurants but no one has combined all 3 in […]
The Big Medical doctors better watch out! Dr. Facebook is officially open for business. After years of beta testing (and perfecting) bad medical advice, hearsay, and anecdotal tips, Dr. Facebook […]
TSBTN would like to apologize for recent difficulties in bringing you coverage of the NFL draft. You can catch our in depth replay on WGAF, syndicated nationally. We apologize for […]
HUZHOU CITY, ZHEJIANG, CHINA – Following up on the very successful driverless buses launched recently, Chinese bus company Yutong stated that it will complete the transition to a completely automated […]
BREAKING – DC Comics and Warner Brothers (WB) confirmed today that the lovable Mexican speedster Speedy Gonzales will replace The Flash in the upcoming Justice League movie. The move comes […]
TSBTN Headquarters – Hello all budding satire writers! Here at TSBTN we are excited to announce our first Build Your Own Satire submission path. The steps are easy! Study this […]
SOUTH KOREA – Following joint U.S. and South Korea military exercises in the Sea of Japan, North Korea and its diminutive leader have threatened to launch a preemptive nuclear strike […]
ATLANTA – The outbreak of Chipotle restaurants appears to be subsiding according to the CDC.
HOLLYWOOD – Quick on the heels of the Sharknado 3 success, the SyFy network launched into pre-greenlight negotiations for the Trumpnado special scheduled for late summer