Not since the Tiananmen Square student terrorists in 1989 has the world known a perfectly still object as dangerous as “Fearless Girl,” a statue
“I’m not sure I’d tune in to watch a mammal with a normal sized neck give birth.” – Weirdo who watches pregnant giraffes all day
If you could see what’s going on south of their waistbands you’d shed a tear. Sad.
When asked for comment President Trump was all like “duuuuuuuuh, what?”
It wasn’t a happy Groundhog’s Day for the beloved weather forecasting rodent Punxsutawney Phil. The Philadelphia-based groundhog saw his shadow this morning
Donald Trump is reportedly set to confess to several items in the BuzzFeed-leaked dossier from a concerned ex-MI-6 spy! Trump will appear Sunday morning on
Hundreds gathered in Orlando earlier to say goodbye to the killer whale known as Tilikum.
President-elect Donald Trump promised to “drain the swamp” which quickly became a catchphrase on the campaign trail regardless of the environmental hazards of actually draining a swamp.
Sources inside the Kringle Corporation’s Elf Union at the North Pole report that the Elves have witnessed elevated instances of famed red-nosed reindeer, Rudolph, being excluded from reindeer games since […]
Wayne LaPierre, “Look, the only way to stop a bad zookeeper with a gun is a good zoo animal with a gun.”