Employees at Chinese American Flag Factory Furious Scarlett Johansson Cast in Role Written for an Asian

Chenguang Vu, a seamstress in a Keqiao, China, is livid that American actress Scarlett Johansson took the lead role in Ghost in the Shell.

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Tragic Nightmare Continues: Desperate United Doctor Books New Flight on Spirit Airlines

“…a fate worse than a United bouncer thrashing him about like a bag of moldy tangerines lay ahead in the fuselage of that run down yellow tube full of 3 dollar waters, barefoot salesmen and yoga pants in peril of bursting at their spandex seams…”

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