Chenguang Vu, a seamstress in a Keqiao, China, is livid that American actress Scarlett Johansson took the lead role in Ghost in the Shell.
Not since the Tiananmen Square student terrorists in 1989 has the world known a perfectly still object as dangerous as “Fearless Girl,” a statue
That guy you met at a party or a wedding or something scours the internet’s least reputable news sources all day searching for the most ridiculous but plausible crime story
“…a fate worse than a United bouncer thrashing him about like a bag of moldy tangerines lay ahead in the fuselage of that run down yellow tube full of 3 dollar waters, barefoot salesmen and yoga pants in peril of bursting at their spandex seams…”
Former slaves, the same ones freed by President Abraham Lincoln, had a dire warning for fast food and WalMart workers protesting for a higher minimum wage,
“The voucher will be good for over 20 tax-deductible dollars every month that DeVos can use on whatever private sector security solution she feels will best protect her from death at the hands of her numerous enemies.”
The forward thinking legislators in North Carolina just can’t seem to get it right. First, there was the bathroom law that cost them several billions in tourism, business investment and […]
…the Veep subscribes to some backwards Sharia code of conduct pulled straight from the pages of the Quran.
“…And, let’s be frank, we don’t need your pathetic ISP service fees now that we got what’s really of value from you…” – Some shitbag from Comcast
GOP members of congress are hard at work on a bill that would hand over their own internet histories to prove they’re not the hypocritical pieces of Constitution hating human shit that a logical person would assume they are following their vote.