That guy you met at a party or a wedding or something scours the internet’s least reputable news sources all day searching for the most ridiculous but plausible crime story
“…a fate worse than a United bouncer thrashing him about like a bag of moldy tangerines lay ahead in the fuselage of that run down yellow tube full of 3 dollar waters, barefoot salesmen and yoga pants in peril of bursting at their spandex seams…”
Former slaves, the same ones freed by President Abraham Lincoln, had a dire warning for fast food and WalMart workers protesting for a higher minimum wage,
“The voucher will be good for over 20 tax-deductible dollars every month that DeVos can use on whatever private sector security solution she feels will best protect her from death at the hands of her numerous enemies.”
“…And, let’s be frank, we don’t need your pathetic ISP service fees now that we got what’s really of value from you…” – Some shitbag from Comcast
GOP members of congress are hard at work on a bill that would hand over their own internet histories to prove they’re not the hypocritical pieces of Constitution hating human shit that a logical person would assume they are following their vote.
Bad news for Mambo No. 5 users who have been putting up upgrading to No. 6 due to a lack of support for Monica, Rita and Sandra – it looks […]
I guess now we’re no longer #FakeNews! Just like Pinocchio we’ve become real boys now! Real, pathetic “journalism” boys!
So-called British artist James Bridle trapped a very rare, juvenile self driving car and held it for hours in a tiny cage of white lines without food, water or electricity.
“I’m not sure I’d tune in to watch a mammal with a normal sized neck give birth.” – Weirdo who watches pregnant giraffes all day